Once my dad got a nail stuck in his eye so he had to get this cotton patch taped over it and while he slept I drew an eye on it and put makeup on it and coincidentally my dads name is Joe so I think you know where this is going
My dad was the real Cotton eyed joe
I wasn’t kidding…
dont judge the artistic part of it i was 9 and he is a light sleeper
(via buttermilk-chocochip)
before you have sex with me you have to earn it
take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.
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Brave.
In the Brave title, THERE’S A HIDDEN MERIDA AND ELINOR :D
DO YOU EVER SLEEP PIXAR?!?!? I MEAN SERIOUSLY!!!!
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Trying to post more stuff here.
The Luteces were the best part of Bioshock Infinite for me, no contest. And since there are several stylized promo covers but not a single one of them features these glorious bastards, I decided to make one myself.
So these are several variants for said picture I sketched today. Decided on the red one, so it’s coming up. One day. I am very slow.
(Source: shroedinger, via purepazaak)
“The concept is simple. Take a blank sheet with nothing but the basic outline of a pinup girl and illustrate a unique scene around her.”
holy FUCK.
I’ll probably always reblog this cuz it’s just mind-blowing, holy cow
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